a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What the hell are you doing?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Joesph Triphook.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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