Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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