- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Womens basketball

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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