- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Ask me if im a tree? No

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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