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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesse gets so many ladies

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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