- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

black people

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Cliterus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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