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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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