How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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