What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What is white and black and red all over.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Your mom is not fat!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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