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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

destiny

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

haha Otarts was here

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

they're dead. idiot.

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