- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

drew edminstin is a rat

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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