- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Jews

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

The WNBA

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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