A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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the WNBA

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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This is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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