knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Anti Joke

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