Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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