Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

7+5=12

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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