Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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