- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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