- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Apple juice.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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