How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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poop

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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