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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Ron Paul for President!

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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