There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Women Sports.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Stop procrastinating.

Obamacare

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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