A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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The Female Orgasm

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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