Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What stops a train? A missile

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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