Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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