Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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