- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

the WNBA

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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