What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Face...the other white meat!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

cancer

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

I have a gay camel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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