Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Anti Joke

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