- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.