roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Once upon a time, The end.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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