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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

a jew walks out of a furnace

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Anti Joke

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