whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What is red? A rock painted red

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Anti Joke

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