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What's clear and wet? water

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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