- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

How high is a Chinaman

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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