- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What is white and black and red all over.

richard is fag

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I once did something.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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