What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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