- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Knock knock What?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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