Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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