- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

You have friends

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Cliterus

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

chirs

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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