- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats 2+2? 4

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

whats white and pointless? chalk.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Robin, get in the batmobile

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