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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

whats chinese noodles

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

This is not funny.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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