Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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