- Anti Joke

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

How would you rule?

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