A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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