- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

a black man did not eat chicken.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

i just pooped that is all!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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