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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

sky's sty

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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