roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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