I forgot what i was gonna say

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's clear and wet? water

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Who is John Galt?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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