- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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