- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Winter

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

balls

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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