- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's green and blue? yellow

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A man makes a sandwich.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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