- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??