Smelly Indians.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

If you're reading this, you can read.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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