- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What do you call white trash Garbage

to get to the other side.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

A kid has no friends.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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