What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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ass.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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