Testicles.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Hello

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