Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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this site is an antijoke

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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