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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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