- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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