- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Once there was a girl named Andrea

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Jewwy Jewstein

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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