- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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