- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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