Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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thomas!!!!

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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