What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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7+5=12

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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